Forever recording and charting,
from calculations they are never parting.

Their thoughts are written on boards of shifting sands,
for quick changing when recalculation demands.

When disputes come to stalemates and scorns,
the true winner is revealed by use of their horns.

When debate time is over, tiny hats they will wear,
and a friendly game of shuffleboard, they all will share.

Life in their village is never a dud,
there is always something interesting when you contend with a Thrud.